Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a drop of gasoline? If so, Trent the human wants the name of your hookup. If not, watch this short and learn why you were you were right all along!
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Let’s go back to a time when “censorship” DIDN’T mean “a game maker voluntarily removes point-four seconds of a butt-shot of a female character” or “you won’t let me spew whatever hateful brain-diarrhea I want all over your privately-owned web forum”.
Now that Colonel Bleep has a base of operations of Earth, it’s time to go exploring the rest of the globe! So of course his first stop is one of the biggest dens of debauchery in the Western Hemisphere.
We have no words. Okay, no, we have a lot of words. But still, this be cray-cray.