Archive for Ask Old-Man Cthulhu

Old Man Cthulhu: Against the Yachting Club!

Old man Cthulhu, the elder god, is back and he’s here to answer a whole new batch of viewer questions. Find out Cthulhu’s opinion on yachting, lean to handle pain, keep your tentacles shiny and learn the question to the answer to the meaning of the universe!

Ask Old Man Cthulhu: The Best Batman Villain

From the briny depths of a hellacious waking nightmare (aka Florida), Old Man Cthulhu returns yet again to slop his ancient and horrific wisdom all over the place. Hey, you asked. You’ve only got yourselves to blame for what transpires.

Also, there is Batman.

Ask Old Man Cthulhu: The Gill U Want!

Old Man Cthulhu is back and he’s ready to answer your relationship questions whether you want him to or not. Find out if you should ask out your best friend, learn the reason for your forgiving streak, find out what Cthulhu does on a date and more!

We are not responsible for what happens if you follow OMC’s advice.

Video – Ask Old Man Cthulhu: How to Stuff a Turkey and Other Horrors!

Old Man Cthulhu answers your questions! Watch as a horrible creature from the dawn of time dredges up the most frequently asked questions to settle things once and for all! Want to know the secret of Dark Matter? Need Thanksgiving to be extra special? Out to protect your ideas? Cthulhu has your back.

You can leave your own questions for Old Man Cthulhu as comments, or send them to isleofrangoon@gmail.com.

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Video – Ask Old Man Cthulhu: Non-Euclidean Geometry, World of Warcraft and More!

Old Man Cthulhu answers your questions! Watch as a horrible creature from the dawn of time addresses video game rivalries, physics and other forbidden topics from the comfort of his new place.

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