Travel back with us when giant killer fish didn’t need a tornado to get to their prey.
Starchibald and Sunny Jim bite into the Asylum classic: Mega Piranha! An 80′s pop star, a sentient slab of porkroast, genetic engineering and a horde of angry CGI fish collide in an adventure that bends time and space!
Starchibald and Sunny Jim face off against the animated film that has everything: Union negotiations, pirates, living tiki statues, catfights, bowling, strip pinochle, torture and strudel!
Wait… isn’t this supposed to be a Christmas movie? Maybe if it was written by aliens whose only knowledge of humanity came from reddit.
Put on your special shoes and make peace with the deity of your choice, it’s ELF BOWLING!