How is it the Christmas movie that tries to be inoffensive actually comes across worse than Elf Bowling? Our Christmas gift to you all is this overstuffed dumpling of a movie so full of writing sins and plot holes, we gotta tackle it in two parts!
Can Christmas be brought back? And if this is the Christmas we’re supposed to get, do we really want to? Join Sunny Jim, Starchibald, and some special-type guests and find the hell out!