How is it the Christmas movie that tries to be inoffensive actually comes across worse than Elf Bowling? Our Christmas gift to you all is this overstuffed dumpling of a movie so full of writing sins and plot holes, we gotta tackle it in two parts!
Can Christmas be brought back? And if this is the Christmas we’re supposed to get, do we really want to? Join Sunny Jim, Starchibald, and some special-type guests and find the hell out!
Safety-y the Safety Sprite survived his last encounter with the Rangoons and is out for revenge, and he’s brought a host of his Object-Lesson-Spite pals with him to do it. His secret weapon? Soapy the Germ Fighter, a pantaloons-clad six foot tall cowboy soap that appears in the bedrooms of sleeping children. For reasons of cleanliness.
Scrub up with Starchibald, Sunny Jim and guest voices Linkara, Obscurus Lupa, Scott Summerton and a surprise mystery voice for… Soapy the Germ Fighter!
It’s a Halloween miracle as Obscurus Lupa trick-or-treats her way to the Isle of Rangoon and she’s brought a 1970′s Educational Film about dental hygiene with her! Don’t worry about Starchibald and Sunny Jim, they more or less brought this on themselves.
Necco wafers, haunted mansions, proper brushing technique and Caesar Romero await in… THE HAUNTED MOUTH!