Disney, Benigni and Drew Carey… they all did better than this stinkburger. Torchy may have been banished back to the netherworld of children’s entertainment but the granddaddy of all robotic puppet boys is here.
Starchibald and Sunny Jim face off against Pinocchio 3000, a hellacious disaster of a morality play “starring” Whoopie Goldberg, Malcolm McDowell and Howie Mandel.
Enjoy. We didn’t.